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The Messenger

The Messenger yet another American movie about the war in Iraq, this time living from the inside by two soldiers who go to inform families of the death of their loved one. Both soldiers are played by Ben Foster, actor-mouth rat that is seen increasingly in the lead roles while pushing facies had hitherto confined to the characters and villainous traitors of all kinds , and Woody Harrelson, who thus leaves a large number of actors in his role as an old soldier with no heart who has seen others, but who discovers new sensibilities along with his less experienced young wolf. Ben Foster has illegitimate son Jody Foster and master Splinter the rat ninja turtles. He arrived in the worst bitches get laid because he acquired through his father and his foster brothers Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and perfect knowledge of the underground world. On his list of conquests, Kirsten Dunst, Kristen Stewart and Ellen Page, which earned him a "Limit!" from his father when he was made aware, given the youthfulness of the two latest conquests, imagine a man-sized rat scold you because you cross the yellow line of statutory rape ...

Returning to the film, it seems very long, but it still leaves look. What's more captivating are the stories that are seemingly just when our two characters will announce the new sales among families who have lost one of their own. All those scenes where we just returned home, in their intimacy, only to emerge soon. Alas, these moments are almost always filmed with camera in hand, with small movements can be quite awkward to capture the sadness of the grieving families, and it's pretty bad ... Apart from that, that saw the young soldier portrayed by Ben Foster, torn between a girl whose first love was about to be married with another ugly chick and a second which he announced the death of his guy and sees him as a source of comfort, it will not hit badly. So I have a mate eye slow because I matais Small Handkerchiefs the other in rapid eye on my netbook first cry! And yet, I just say it's not too bad. I have not seen real speed, and I say it's not bad! That is to say where is my big indulgence Hollywood melodramas ...


The Messenger Oren Moverman with Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson and Jena Malone (2009)

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The Heartbreaker

Your daughter is dating a bad guy? Your sister got stuck in a passionate relationship with a destructive porn actor? Your aunt has been married for 50 years at your Uncle Roland who is a sucker? Your mother size pipes to Mike Tyson? Today, there is a radical solution, it is called Alex. His profession: professional couple breaker. His method: a denture of Orang-utan to crack all Zlip the world. Her filmography: all films of Tony Gatlif's gypsy. In fact, the seducer in question is none other than Romain Duris, making The Heartbreaker the film must all Gadji. They materont this turnip with envy while at their sides gadjos will want to die before the face of this decrepit freshwater carp named Vanessa Paradis. For it is that Duris must issue its ideal husband.

The scene that made me dream of being a big huge wearing a hat in summer and hung to his nokia

Our seducer the lack refuses at first, ethics dictating not break the unhappy couples to free women from the shackles of marriage and husbands miserable. Apparently only women suffer from bad marriages is good to know. Now it turns out that Vanessa Paradis saw the great love with a foppish very significant. Duris nevertheless ends up accepting the large check signed by the father of Vanessa Paradis for breaking the idyllic couple of the young woman because he needs the money over a silly side story of gangsters who serves macguffin ultra stinky to this sad comedy . So the whole scenario will be to make us follow the adventures of Romain Duris, up to his neck in his mission to fuck the shit in a couple of dreams that did not ask. That said we feel that Paradise is not completely happy in this household. Throughout the film we guess believed that her husband is actually a fine motherfucker, a type ladle, a wound. Well actually no, it's just too perfect, too slick, too much in love, whatever ... Paradise and will eventually leave everything behind to catch snags disordered Duris between his own teeth of adversity, even though it has cheated throughout the film, even if all the air of a true moron, history of fun in life with a marsupial hysterical. Another film that gives the face a disastrous image of the husband and which, unwittingly, is therefore a vitriolic portrait the figure of the woman. Besides the other chick's movie is the friend of Heaven, played by Helena Noguerra, subscribes to all the eternal roles of streaks of French cinema, which embodies all hands a bitch volunteer whose obsession is to be put by any passing male to be around her. It remains silent.

favorite actress of French side from the one they all fucked

Still it is this moron of Noguerra resulting in the only scene just funny about the film. Duris raking complete information that is on Paradise to try to put it to use history to seduce her: she loves George Michael shamefully, it gets off course Dirty Dancing and she has no feeling in his left shoulder from a crash skate . So during a meal at the restaurant where he hesitates on the menu between the donkey (Paradise) and pig (Noguerra), Duris purposely spill hot soup on a gam that was previously protected then rant he did not feel anything because he has no feeling in that leg from a fall while skating, what Paradise is quick to reply: "Yikes coincidence of Guedin! It just so happens that I myself shoulder to white since I'm Galtee with a two-wheeled skateboard. Trivias, correspondence, reconciliation, love at first sight. Noguerra But who decided to intervene in this dialogue, then asks Duris: "If I plant a knife into the ham you feel Queudes?". Duris nods and one guinea fowl will then plant 5cm fork in the wrong leg. Duris screams of pain by addressing bitch. Noguerra Immediately repeat the experiment in the right leg. Normal. What's more normal than to disengage the box to someone who claims to have lost its sensitivity. I like that idea. Necessarily if someone told me he had lost feeling in his arm I'll hasten to cut her to see. So nice scene. But the rest ...

Duris in the trade is called "The patch"

We never tired to do this comedy from beyond the grave. The tragedy is that they have met François Damiens and the ignoble Julie Ferrier, a duet "comical" for that, duo fell in the water as it is not allowed. As for the romance aspect of the brothel ... How not to want to puke before the jokes Romain "Jigsaw Puzzle" Duris old woman to seduce this hideous sickly, pale and anorexic what Vanessa "Far From Heaven" Heaven? You should see the type Duris interpret classical music fan who goes to concerts and spend an hour and a half listening to a piano piece by mimicking very seriously all pianist's gestures in the air, almost slapping his seatmate when notes leave in the bass or treble response. You must see this. But to watch it at this dramatic genius, this crap comedy, he must also endure the worst couple of French films trying to imitate - and oh so clumsily - the final dance scene from Dirty Dancing in a romantic comedy hopes to draw on the worst American movies and to do this quote and pump directly and painfully funny classics from across the Atlantic. What a sight ... A trivia

tetanizing: This film brings together a couple of saw teeth! The two French actors in the worst dentures. We present a record of rotten teeth on film. 32 snags for Duris, 31 months ratounes Paradis (one is missing in the middle, which is conspicuous by its absence), which makes a total of 63 caries unfolded on the big screen. The combined record of Predator and Ron Perlman are beaten.

The Heartbreaker Chaumeil with Romain Pascal Duris, Vanessa Paradis, Francois Damiens, Helena Noguerra and Julie Ferrier (2010)

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Captives

There is an idea in this film. An idea, certainly, but it's something. Have you already lying on the backseat of a car, you can relax while you are lulled by the sound of the engine and the sun caressing your eyelids regularly coming to the rhythm of his appearances random? Probably. Everyone had to do that, especially when you're a kid, I guess. This provides a real comfort, this is a moment where you feel generally well and where we sometimes even hope that the journey does not end anytime soon. Unless it was easily hurt by jalopy heart because there is not the most stable position, of course. Well in Captives, the so-called Yann Gozlan is very flat in this picture, which obviously here before the tragedy, the horror. Zoe Felix is a nurse at the breast (she has very small but very firm) a team humanitarian mission in the Balkans. She drags along with two losers Fucksters-hike-who, between them, exchange some dialogue crazy enough. Among them, Arie Elmaleh, brother of comic Gad and Fid. Also est comique, puisqu'il demande à son collègue "T'étais au Darfour toi ? C'était chaud là-bas, pas faux ?". Si c'est une improvisation, on ne lui en veut pas. Mais si l'auteur de ce film a réellement écrit ça dans son scénario, c'est assez osé. Faut l'écrire, une saloperie pareille. Et faut surtout oser la dire. Mais bien évidemment, dans la bouche d'un acteur de la trempe d'Arié Elmaleh, vous vous doutez bien que ça passe comme une lettre à la poste... Quelques minutes plus tard, nous nous retrouvons donc en compagnie de notre trio de zigotos en bagnole, et c'est là que déboule sans qu'on s'y attende une idée.

The team goes through fine scenery rather that I located in the northern Vosges and certainly not in the Balkans, although some parts of the Northern Vosges do actually think without force in Kosovo. Zoe Felix is at the back leaning on front seats, while our two friends struggling with terrible dialogue on the famous theme "Zidane and Platini, who is the best French soccer player in history?". Both players have really looked very involved, the young Arie Elmaleh Zidane defending tooth and nail, while his older partner recalls statistics enviable Platoche, real serial scorer the native of Castellane was not. In fact, I said they were not evolving at the exact same position. One could say that Zizou was almost an 8 and a half while Platoche was more than 9 and a half. The man of the generation that can compare to Zidane Platini is Djorkaeff, and there is no contest: Yuri is over. In short, all that to say that not compare apples and oranges. Me I was 12 in 1998, so you can imagine where to wear my preference is to say his buddy Duga, too underestimated technician peerless genius and now commentator for the lack on Canal +. To see our two characters share with virulence and animosity, we say that two individuals, certainly a passion for real football, could continue for hours, and that perhaps the script did not reveal both. Since then, the debate is focusing on goaltending from EdF with the big question that everyone asked was: should they maintain Fabulous Fab in cages in 2006? Question that history has to respond positively charged twice in leading us first to the final of the World Cup, a competition where the divine bald we saved a or twice, and then ridiculing us at Euro 2008, his successor and rival yesterday Greg Coupet has merely to subdue the ball spinning in his nets while keeping his face from his legendary smile pornstar . Greg 'is a famous goalkeeper Coupet shit, but I find "to crack," I confess. Brief.




So at this point that, weary and dejected, Zoe Felix decides to put his earplugs and lie on the back, to spend the rest of the way to calm . Yann Gozlan, on top of his art, while offering us a series of field-effectiveness of a reverse formidable. Close up on face relaxed Zoe Felix, whose eyes are half closed. Plan on what she looks with unconcern: the scrolling foliage and the sun appearing and disappearing behind the trees along the road. Shot / reverse, field-reverse, reverse-field, we can no longer, shot / reverse, when will it stop your race, shot / reverse. REVERSE! The sun has gone, the foliage freezes: the car stands still, and while we are still immersed in the silence imperfect experienced by Zoe Felix, a red dot on her face just navigate to threaten to make him a third eye. It the turn of the film, the disturbing element of this story at the con: Zoe Felix and his two colleagues were attacked by a gang of bad hair and Yugoslav armed to the teeth. The scene could be more successful if the character of Zoe Felix, finally awoke from its lethargy, do not put comment in any detail his actions. While she is kindly requested to leave the car by a masked Yugoslav emphasis on ill-concealed Vosges, Zoe Felix commented on the situation: "I freezes, rest assured I am not military, I lift my hands in the air I'm held captive, that's it, you caught me, this is the beginning of the film, we are slaves. " For my part, I chose to stop here, and I did not go further. Y'avait football on TV: Arsenal-Barca, on Canal +, presented by Zizou. It was notorious. Even encrypted I took my foot.

Captives Yann Gozlan with Zoe Felix and Arie Elmaleh (2010)